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Craig and Nick play in a pool as they count down the worst water levels.

Top 10 Worst Water Levels
Upload Date July 9th 2011
Hosts Craig, Nick
Series Top 10's


Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-mBz7cY8YI <fan upload>


Synopsis[]

Craig and Nick come up from underwater in a pool. It is hotter then heck outside. Nobody likes water levels, so these are the top 10 worst. Nick splashes at Craig, and Craig swims away.

10. Aquas - Starfox 64. ScrewAttack loves Starfox's dogfights and shooting bad guys down. Craig makes shooting noises. Having to pilot a submarine is not fun. A slow, barrel rolling submarine in the dark. There are bad guys everywhere. The player doesn't have to worry about saving their teammates. Even if they did, Slippy is a Toad in water.

9. Hydro City - Sonic the Hedgehog 3. One of the joys of Sonic is running through loops, and going fast. Water doesn't let you do that. Also, Sonic can't breathe in it. Craig and Nick panic as the drowning music starts, and are relieved when Sonic finally gets a bubble. That noise is by far the most stressful thing about Sonic. Nick panics again as Sonic begins to drown. Craig sings that Sonic will die. Sonic survives, making Craig mad.

8. Ecco the Dolphin (All of it). Most complains about water stages is that they kill the pacing from the rest of the game. The entire of Ecco the Dolphin is underwater. Craig hates this game. The whole thing is terrible. Even though the whole game is about being underwater, Ecco still has to find air because he is a dolphin! Nick asks about the sequels. Craig shoves Nick's head under the water - twice! The sequels suck.

7. The Dam - TMNT. The damn dam level in the original TMNT is one of the first levels people think of when they think underwater levels. So many people don't see anything past this because it is so frustrating. The player has to disable bombs while dodging electricity, spinning thing-a-magiggers and seaweed. The bombs had a time limit. The four turtles can be switched at any time, making this much easier.

6. Water Temple - LoZ: Ocarina of Time (OMG). This is that other thing people think of when they think of water levels. Always having to adjust the water levels, and unless the player is playing on the 3DS, constantly having to change their boots. However, it featured one of the coolest bosses, and gave out the longshot. Switching boots isn't as tedious as the internet has made it out to be. This level has also gotten a bad rap.

5. The Great Sea - LoZ: Wind Waker. If there is something that could beat the Water Temple from Ocarina of Time, it would be something that needs to be put up with from the start to the end. Nick is glad Nintendo tried something new, but did it have to be so boring and empty? Nick set up from one world to the other - which took 10 minutes - and ran into nothing! Usually, there is a one per franchise rule, but this can't be overlooked. By the time the player has learned how to warp around the map, the damage has been long done.

4. Mt. Kazai - Skies of Arcadia. Mount Kazai has water to slow the player down, which increases the number of random encounters, it is also a maze, and has a lot of switches to switch just like in OCarina of Time.  The boss also has the best healing spell in the game. You get beaten up by a turtle.

3. The Combination - Conker's Bad Fur Day. This has to be bad to make the list. Everything from Mt. Kazai also applies here too. Navigating an underwater labyrinth, while having to make sure the battery from Conker's torch still works, while making sure you don't drown. If you do start drowning, you will lose your health before you can react. There are robot fish chasing Conker down the entire time. It is tedious, stressful, and everything we hate about water levels.


2. Atlantica - Kingdom Hearts 2. Kingdom Hearts is a great series. Everyone liked the Disney crossover, but the RPG elements made it a hit. There is one level that nobody likes, and where does it take place? Underwater. The entire level forgets it is an RPG, and becomes a quick time event that uses one button. Lame! Seeing Donald and Goofy as the animals is weird enough, but having to play Swim this Way with them is horrible. Craig can't do it anymore, and shoots himself out with a bad pun!

It missed, so they do a recap.

1. The Minus World - Super Mario Bros. Nothing sparks curiosity like the Minus World. Nick discusses how to find the secret world. There is nothing special about it. It is just the same as another level in the game except from one thing. Going into the pipe at the end starts the minus world again! Nick wanted the cool Japanese version of the minus world. You are stuck here and you cannot leave. You lose!

Craig has announcements to make. The viewer is stuck with Nick. Nick interrupts by swimming in the background. Craig apologizes for having to put up with Nick.

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