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Craig lists his favorite Genesis games.

Stuttering Craig's Top 10 Genesis Games of All Time
Hosts Craig, Tom
Date 12th April 2006
Segments Hard News, Craig's Top 10, Newsdesk
This week's challenge None
Next week's challenge None
Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wEoHP9nX9A


Synopsis[]

There are four weeks until E3. There will be a staff of 8. Craig and Tom want to know what the viewers are excited for. Craig will list his top 10 Genesis games.

Hard News[]

It is rumored that the price of the PS3 will be between $613 and $736. There is a flashback where Tom was told about the price of the console. The company came out the next day saying that there was a misunderstanding, and that it was that person's thought, and not the company's opinion. They keep on backpeddling.

Lara Croft has been added into the World records for the most successful human video game heroine. Tom wonders what non-human is ranked higher than her.

Tom wants to hear about the 20 games that are going to be released for the Revolution, however Craig doesn't want to talk about it because none of the titles are known.

Craig's Top 10[]

Craig updates on a story from last week about Toad cheating. No one could give any straight answers until they got a package sent to them. There was a negative about how Toad looks.

Craig will now list his Top 10 Genesis games. He was anti Sega as a kid. People will have problems with his list as he hasn't played everything.

10. Streets of Rage. It's not the best, but it is a classic.

9. The Super Scope came out for the NES, and the Minister was the Genesis version. There were only a few transformations for it, and only a few games.

8. FIFA Soccer. Craig tells the story about how he played this game.

7. Eternal Champions. There were a ton of Street Fighter rip offs. This combined it with Mortal Kombat. Tom liked the controls, but it is very slow. There were level fatalities in the game.

6. Gun Star Heroes. It was a good game, but Jared didn't like this sidescrolling shooter too much.

5. Golden Axe. Tom thinks that it is too close to Streets of Rage.

4. Castle of Illusions. It is a Mickey Mouse game. Tom had it on the SNES.

3. The Sonic games. Craig didn't get into Sonic that much and they all blended into each other for him.

2. Altered Beasts. This was so cool to have awesome sound effects.

1. Strider. Craig prefers this to the arcade version. The music and sound effects were cool.

Tom thinks Craig's list is gay.

Newsdesk[]

Craig asks Tom what is the strangest thing he has ordered. A 17 year old got arrested for having majiuana was delivered to him. The cops swarmed in when he signed off for it. There was 15 pounds worth!

A teacher kept a 40mm shell on his desk as a paperweight. He tried to squash a bug with it, and it went off! Both of the two people in the newsdesk stories are idiots.

A man in Malaysia recieved a phone bill for $218 trillion. Tom thinks it has to be a typo. It is thought that the phone line was used illegally, and the man is happy to take the company on about it.

In Maryland, a man was taking a crap in a Denny's, and realized that he couldn't get up, because someone glued the seat. The seat had to be cut off the toilet. Tom wonders how someone would not know they are sitting in glue.

Tom talks about having a $30 beer once. A drink is asking for $1000 for 50 of these mint juleps.

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