The Best Ever episodes.
The Worst Ever's have their titles in red. Most of the extra videos are Advantage videos.
Retro Boss[]
Link: Video Date: January 13th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | Founder of ScrewAttack.com | Internet Mastermind | Aquamentus (The First Dragon) | The Legend of Zelda |
| Ben | Director of DEATH BATTLE! | Star Wars Geek | The Elite Four | Pokémon Red / Blue |
| Jared | Host of Hard News | 100% Natural Professionalism | Dark Link | Zelda II: The Adventure of Link |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Street Fighter Addict | Great Mighty Poo | Conker's Bad Fur Day |
Power Up[]
Link: Video Date: January 27th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Needs a Haircut | Yoshi | Super Mario World |
| Sam | Associate Merchandise Conductor | AKA Chad's Merch Bitch | Humanity | Dark Souls |
| Nick | ScrewAttack Video Editor | Breaks Everything | Storm Call | Skyrim |
Jared's Best Power Up[]
Link: Video Date: January 28th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jared | Hyper Beam | Metroid |
Love Story[]
Link: Video Date: February 14th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jared | Host of Hard News | Has a bad pen throwing habit | Locke & Celes | Final Fantasy VI |
| Lauren | ScrewAttack's Partner Coordinator | Dodgeball champion. Yes that's a thing. | Luigi & Daisy | Mario series |
| Ben | Director of DEATH BATTLE! | Edited this video | Ryu & Irene | Ninja Gaiden (NES) |
Nick's Best Love Story[]
Link: Video Date: February 15th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Anju and Kafel | The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask |
Street Fighter []
Link: Video Date: March 6th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | Founder of ScrewAttack | Wears a hat... sometimes | Skullomania | Street Fighter EX |
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | Mr. Everything | Sean | Street Fighter III: Third Strike |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Does ship things internationally | Captain Sawada | Street Fighter: The Movie (The Game) |
Jared's Worst Street Fighter[]
Link: Video Date: March 10th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jared | Karin |
Sexy Chick []
Link: Video Date: March 20th 2012 Craig's RAW & UNCUT version Date: March 22nd 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | News Director | Was born with a beard | Mileena | Mortal Kombat II |
| Lauren | ScrewAttack Partner Coordinator | Descended from Caribbean pirates | Rouge the Bat | Sonic Adventure 2 |
| Ben | Director of DEATH BATTLE! | Sonic Fanboy | Rouge the Bat | Sonic Adventure 2 |
| Craig | Founder of ScrewAttack | Never takes breaks | Poison | Final Fight |
Secret[]
Link: Video Date: June 22nd 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Once threw a real life hadouken | Hadouken | Mega Man X |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merchandise Coordinator | Folds your t-shirts | The second castle | Castlevania: Symphony of the Night |
| Craig | Owner of ScrewAttack | Fighting game fanatic | Blood code | Mortal Kombat (Sega Genesis) |
Bryan's Best Secret[]
Link: Video Date: June 30th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan |
Glitch[]
Link: Video Date: June 29th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drake | Video Editor & Trailer Wizard | Proof that interns CAN get hired | Missingno. | Pokémon Red / Blue |
| Jared | Host of Hard News | Surgically attached his anchor jacket | Vanish + X-Zone | Final Fantasy VI |
| Nick | ScrewAttack Content Producer | Video Game Vault Master | The Swing Set Cannon | Grand Theft Auto IV |
Craig's Best Glitch[]
Link: Video Date: June 30th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | Japanese Minus World | Super Mario Bros |
Giant Robot Game[]
Link: Video Date: July 6th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | Voice of Boomstick | Loses his voice more often than you think | Tech Romance | Sega Dreamcast |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Doesn't just report the news. He makes the news. | Virtual On: Cyber Troopers | Arcade |
| Jared | SideScrollers co-host | RPG specialist | BattleTech | Pen & Paper |
Sam's Best Giant Robot Game[]
Link: Video Date: July 7th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | Armored Core |
Sidekick []
Link: Video Date: July 20th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | The next great J. Jonah Jameso | Waluigi | Mario series |
| Nick | Video Producer | Video Game Vault Master | Louis | Left 4 Dead |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Is not emo, just has girl hair | Player 2 | |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merchansise Coordinator | Swag personified | Chad. If he doesn't count, then Slippy |
Note: Sam just makes a story up and is caught by Chad.
Konami Game[]
Link: Video Date: July 27th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | Got drunk at Sean's wedding | The Simpsons | Arcade |
| Nick | ScrewAttack Video Editor | AKA the Wolverine | Turtles in Time | Arcade |
| Craig | Founder of ScrewAttack | Finally beat Mike Tyson | Contra 4 | Nintendo DS |
Hottest Hunk[]
Link: Video Date: August 3rd 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | No relation to the ketchup | Gordan Freeman | Half Life Series |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Coordinator | Apparently likes flavorless foods | Tofu | Resident Evil 2 |
| Craig | Owner of ScrewAttack | See this history in "The Worst EVER: Sexy Chick" | Poison | Final Fight |
| Lauren | ScrewAttack Partner Coordinator | Aspiring cat lady | Leon S. Kennedy | Resident Evil series |
Weapon[]
Link: Video Date: August 17th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | The Human Encyclopedia | The Shotgun | |
| Nick | Video Producer | Video Game Vault Master | Kazooie | Banjo Tooie |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Vice of Boomstick | Handheld Portal Device | Portal series |
Announcer[]
Link: Video Date: September 14th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | SideScrollers Co-Host | Makes arcade sticks in his spare time | Quake Announcer | Quake & Unreal Tournament |
| Bryan | Video Game Vault writer | Arsenal fan | Tim Kitzrow | NBA Jam & NFL Blitz |
| Craig | Owner of ScrewAttack | AKA Stuttering Craig | Shao Kahn | Mortal Kombat 2 |
Letdown []
Link: Video Date: September 28th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Coordinator | Digs the blue alien chicks | Lionhead Studios | |
| Craig | Founder of ScrewAttack | The Status Whisperer | Metroid: Other M | Nintendo Wii |
| Chad | Voice of Boomstick | Has "Buck Bumble" stuck in his head | Conker: Live and Reloaded | XBox |
| Lauren | Peach defeating Zelda in Death Battle |
Note: Lauren didn't have any title or subtitle text, nor did her answer text appear on screen.
Mascot []
Link: Video Date: October 5th 2012
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | Voice of DEATH BATTLE'S Boomstick | Orders no lettuce but still gets it | The Noid | Domino's Pizza |
| Bryan | Video Game Vault writer / editor | Once punched someone out with just his beard | Awesome Possum | Tengen |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Coordinator | On the lookout for boondoggles | Clippy | Microsoft |
| Craig | Owner of ScrewAttack | Takes no breaks | Gex | Crystal Dynamics for 3DO |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Check out his cool phone case! | Gex | Crystal Dynamics for 3DO |
Mario Game[]
Link: Video Date: February 22nd 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Gordan Freeman's lost brother | Super Mario Bros. 3 | NES |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | AKA Man of Danger | Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars | SNES |
| Craig | Owner of ScrewAttack | His hat > Sonic Screwdriver | Super Mario World | SNES |
Andre's Best Ever Mario Game[]
Link: Video Date: March 1st 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andre | Black Nerd Comedy | Has a chain chomp for a hand | Super Mario 64 | Nintendo 64 |
THQ Game[]
Link: Video Date: March 8th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Manager | Team Denver (the last dinosaur) | WCW/nWo Revenge | N64 |
| Craig | Owner of ScrewAttack | AKA the dude who makes things go | Pit Fighter | SNES |
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | Hides valuables in his beard | Saints Row: The Third | PC, Xbox 360, PS3, OnLive |
Zelda Game[]
Link: Video Date: March 15th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Video Producer | Future John Rambo | The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword | Wii |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | Has a certain set of skills... | The Zelda Franchise | Just about every Nintendo console |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Manager | Amateur Biologist | Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker | GameCube |
PlayStation Launch[]
Link: Video Date: March 22nd 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | Enjoys a good donut | PlayStation 2 |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | A true Sony fanboy (don't be fooled) | PlayStation 3 |
| Craig | Founder of ScrewAttack | Puts Halo music in PlayStation videos | PlayStation 3 |
Peripheral[]
Part 1 Link: Video Date: March 29th 2013 (Nick, Bryan, Chad)
Part 2 Link: Video Date: April 5th 2013 (Lauren, Sean, Craig)
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game / Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Video Producer | That Video Game Vault guy who isn't Craig | Plastic dongle doohickies | Wii Sports & Wii Sports Resort |
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | Don't diss the awesome shirt | Your friend's bad controller | |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Manager | Really wants a new Darkstalkers game | Power Glove | NES |
| Lauren | ScrewAttack Reviews Editor | Future community theater star | Wii Balance Board | Nintendo Wii |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Secret Identity of Q | Game Boat | Kinect Adventures |
| Craig | Owner of ScrewAttack | Don't touch the hat... | U-Force | NES |
'80s Arcade Game[]
Link: Video Date: April 26th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Is about to tell you his best ever | (Ivan "Ironman" Stewart's) Super Off-Road |
| Nick | Clocks In, Gets Paid | Talks about TMNT WAY too much | TMNT: The Arcade Game |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Director | The arcade machine whisperer | Dig Dug |
Controller[]
Link: Video Date: May 11th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | Can play games using his beard | Xbox S-Type |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Manager | His strength comes from his hair | Arcade Stick |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Head Dude | His nose used to be crooked | NES Max |
Sam's Best Controller[]
Link: Video Date: May 11th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | Keyboard + Mouse |
Convention Story[]
Link: Video Date: May 25th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | CEO of ScrewAttack Corp. | Fanboy of that console/platform you hate | Pissing on Shaq Fu at MAGFest |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Also is putting SGC together | Sean hands out SGC fliers and being asked to leave Sci-Fi expo while... |
| Lauren | ScrewAttack Reviews Editor | Keeps chewing gum on camera | ...Lauren and Nick got autographs from Christopher Lloyd |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Manager | 27 years old. Still gets carded. | Chad's friends get drunk at a convention, starts a conga line, knees a disabled person in the face. |
Note: SGC doesn't count
Bryan's Best Convention Story[]
Link: Video Date: May 25th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Flipping tables |
Movie Game[]
Link: Video Date: June 1st 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | VGV, Top 10, and Clip Wizard | Now a graduated film student | Spider-Man 2: The Movie Game | PS2, Xbox, GameCube |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Director Wizard | Loves his mom, despite this story | Goldeneye 007 | Nintendo 64 |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Wizard | Other alias: Rafiki Mufasa | The Lion King | SNES, Genesis, PC |
Sean's Best Movie Game[]
Link: Video Date: June 1st 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | Die Hard Arcade |
SGC 2013 Moment[]
Link: Video Date: June 13th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lauren | ScrewAttack Reviews Editor | Looks like Miley Cyrus | The atmosphere before the opening ceremony |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Kinda made SGC happen | Being on stage in the Opening Ceremony / ScrewAttack panel |
| Sam | Makes a mean box | Only one celebrating the Year of Luigi | Winning Mario Party After Dark |
| Craig | Gave birth to ScrewAttack | Didn't give birth to his daughter | Attempting to beat Mike Tyson |
Video Game Story[]
Link: Video Date: July 29th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Master of many video arts | Spontaneously transforms into a toucan | Just Cause 2 | PC/PS3/360 |
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | Plays Blanka and Q in Street Fighter | Borderlands 2 | PC/PS3/360 |
| Ben | Creator of Death Battle | Used to be lactose-intolerant | Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | PS3/360 |
Local Multiplayer[]
Link: Video Date: August 19th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Director of DEATH BATTLE! | Has a salsa-scarred throat | Super Smash Bros. Melee | Nintendo GameCube |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | One of nine Vita owners in the world | Halo: Combat Evolved | Xbox |
| Chad | ScrewAttack Brand Manager | Sam's best/worst friend | Mario Party | Nintendo 64 |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | Chad's best/worst friend | Mario Party | Nintendo 64 |
Craig's Best Multiplayer[]
Link: Video Date: August 11th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | Super Mario Kart | SNES |
Water Level[]
Link: Video Date: August 31st 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Creator of Death Battle | Used to be lactose-intolerant | Mt. Kazai | Skies of Arcadia |
| Nick | Master of many video arts | Is a Christian; he can say this | The Dam | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) |
| Craig | Ruler of the ScrewAttack Empire | Occasionally mistaken for Mike Tyson | Minus World | Super Mario Bros. |
Pokémon[]
Link: Video Date: September 14th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Does many video things | In all likelihood not actually related to you | F.E.A.R. Rattata |
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | You? He manages you | Bryan's Geodude |
| Sam | The Merch Machine | Is allowed to get drunk on the job | Commie Chomps |
Ben's Best Pokémon[]
Link: Video Date: September 14th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Eevee |
Healz[]
Link: Video Date: October 5th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| John | Multi-Purpose Editor / Artist | Dresses better than the rest of the crew | Blood | Legacy of Kain series |
| Ben | Creator of Death Battle | Been here since high school | Power Rings | Sonic the Hedgehog series |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Did not celebrate the Year of Luigi | Prostitutes | Grand Theft Auto III |
Survival Horror Game[]
Link: Video Date: October 25th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Developer |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Community Manager | Spambot kill count: 46,266,567 | Dead Space | EA / Visceral Games |
| Sean | ScrewAttack News Director | Too scared to play Silent Hill 2 | The Last of Us | SCE / Naughty Dog |
| John | Draws horrific things | Hi, mom! (this is written upside down) | Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly |
Sam's Survival Horror Game[]
Link: Video Date: October 26th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | Resident Evil 4 |
Hidden Gem[]
Link: Video Date: November 9th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Creator of Death Battle | One half of Team Rocket Death Lions | Speed Racer: The Video Game | Wii, PS2 |
| James "Caddicarus" Caddick | British YouTube Gamer Person | 19 years old. Full-blown beard. | Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath | Xbox |
| Nick | General Master of Video | Edited this video, in fact | M.C. Kids | NES |
Sean's Hidden Gem[]
Link: Video Date: November 9th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand |
Video Game Movies[]
Link: Video Date: December 8th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Producer of Top 5s | Lover of Anthropomorphic Animations | Super Mario Bros. Movie |
| Bryan | Producer, TOTALLY SCREWED!!! | Not afraid of Germany, Portugal, or Ghana | Wing Commander |
| Chad | Brand Manager | Stick Modder Extraordinaire | Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li |
Holiday Gaming Gifts[]
Link: Video Date: December 15th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | Host of Hard News | Possible robot in disguise | SNES |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Master | Currently up to his eyeballs in AVGN 7 | Nintendo 64 |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Mastermind | Wears shirts his wife buys him | Wii |
Nick's Holiday Gaming Gift[]
Link: Video Date: December 15th 2013
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Nintendo 64 |
Manly Video Game Men[]
Link: Video Date: January 12th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jon St. John | Voice Actor Extraordinaire | King of MAGFest | Duke Nukem | |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | Loves him some Peggle | Trevor | Grand Theft Auto V |
| Bob Chipman | The Game OverThinker, Escape to the Movies | Knows everything about SMB 3 | Rastan |
Villain[]
Link: Video Date: January 19th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| brentalfloss | Video Game Music Performer | Man of Motherf**king Key Changes | Dr. Wily | Mega Man |
| James Rolfe | aka The Angry Video Game Nerd | Probably working on the AVGN movie as you watch this | Wart | Super Mario 2 |
| Ben | Creator of DEATH BATTLE! | One Half of Team Snake Pit | Lysandre | Pokémon X and Y |
| Nick | Producer of Top Fives | The Other Half of Team Snake Pit | Lysandre | Pokémon X and Y |
NES Game (Mario 3)[]
Link: Video Date: January 26th 2014
Everybody answered Mario 3.
| Name | Title | Subtitle |
|---|---|---|
| Larry Oji | Community Mgr, OCRemix.org | Still has the Nintendo Power SMB 3 guide |
| Nick | Producer, ScrewAttack Top Fives | Almost beat SMB3 one time |
| Bob Chipman | Game OverThinker, Escape to the Movies | Wrote a book about Super Mario Bros 3 |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Mastermind | Once robbed Nick of beating SMB3 for the first time |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merchandise Director | Beat Super Mario Bros 3 at age 7 |
| Sean | Host of Hard News | Will play Super Mario Bros 3 forever and ever |
Power Ups []
Link: Video Date: February 2nd 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| DJ Cutman | Video Game DJ | Owns his own record label | Poison Mushroom | Super Mario: The Lost Levels |
| Pat Contri | NES Punk | Hardcore Game Collector | Frog Suit | Super Mario Bros. 3 |
| Chad | Host of HEY! LET'S PLAY! | Has a bad history with Cheetos products | The Guitar | Chester Cheetah's Too Cool to Fool |
Reimaginings[]
Link: Video Date: February 8th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tommy Tallrico | Video Game Composer | Founder of Video Games Live and G.A.N.G. | Earthworm Jim 3D |
| Sam | SA Game Reviewer and Merch Director | ScrewAttack's resident fancy man | Wii U |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Mastermind | Easily mistaken for Evil Craig | TMNT Turtles in Time Re-Shelled |
Kirby Power Ups[]
Link: Video Date: March 2nd 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | Is the most dangerous game | Rock |
| Ben | DEATH BATTLE! Creator | Not trolling Goku fans, but some will think so anyways | Wheel |
| Nick | Producer of Top Tens | Destroyer of stuff | Electric Rock (Kirby 64) |
Smash Bros Character []
Link: Video Date: March 9th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Andre Meadows | Black Nerd Comedy | Makes it rain YouTube money | Jigglypuff |
| Ben | Creator of DEATH BATTLE! | Hates lazy clones | Ganondorf |
| Sam | Merch Director | Plays Smash characters you've probably never heard of | Meta Knight |
TMNT Character[]
Link: Video Date: March 16th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Crator of DEATH BATTLE! | Loves his Star Wars | Donatello |
| Andre Meadows | Black Nerd Comedy | More than casual fan of TMNT | Shredder and Krang |
| Nick | Producer, ScrewAttack Top Tens | Resident TMNT Fanboy | Letherhead |
Mega Man Game []
Link: Video Date: March 30th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | General Manager, ScrewAttack Network | Did actually play soccer | Mega Man's Soccer |
| Andre Meadows | Black Nerd Comedy | Knows hard games | Street Fighter X Tekken |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | Tells it like it is | Mega Man X7 |
League of Legend Champion[]
Link: Video Date: April 6th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Producer, The Best EVER! | May say Calvary, means Cavalry | Volibear |
| Sam | ScrewAttack Merch Director | Loves all his LoL Champs | Sona |
| Chad | Head of ScrewAttack Games | Mayor of Cow Town | Alistar |
Superhero Game (Besides Superman 64) []
Link: Video Date: April 27th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Producer, Top Fives | Discoverer of Glitches | Spiderman 3 | Wii |
| Craig | General Manager, ScrewAttack Network | Wants games to live up to names | Ultraman | SNES |
| Andre Meadows | Black Nerd Comedy | Once Ninja Rapped for Vanilla Ice | Captain Planet and the Planeteers | NES |
Studio EA Killed[]
Link: Video Date: May 4th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Producer, The Best EVER! | Has an alien fighting demon bear on his desk | Origin Systems |
| Sean | Host of Hard News | Loves his Bebop | Criterion Games |
| Sam | Merchandise Manager | Biting Bryan's style | Maxis |
Controller[]
Link: Video Date: May 11th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Creator of DEATH BATTLE! | Belives the truth is out there | Dreamcast controller |
| Chad | The other half of DEATH BATTLE! | Once took a beating from Oro | Super Pad 64 |
| Craig | General Manager, ScrewAttack Network | Occasionally picky eater | "You" (Motion Controls) |
Classic First Person Shooter[]
Link: Video Date: May 18th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | Merchandise Manager | Proponent of "f**king on" people | Marathon |
| Nick | Producer, Top Fives | Dominator of Killer Instinct Lobbies | Time Splitters 2 |
| Chad | Manager, ScrewAttack Games | WARNING: May contain John Francis McCullagh | Goldeneye 007 |
Final Fantasy Characters []
Link: Video Date: June 1st 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | Host of Hard News | Very busy man | Squall |
| Ben | Creator of DEATH BATTLE! | Not riding the hype train | Aeris |
| Sam | SA Merch Manager | Best NA Mario Kart 8 Player | Seymour |
Mortal Kombat Kombatants[]
Link: Video Date: June 8th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Producer, The Best EVER! | Terrible with block buttons | Raiden |
| Craig | GM, ScrewAttack Network | About to get philosophical | Noob Saibot |
| Austin | SA Merch Assistant | May have a lemon addiction | Kano |
Pokémon[]
Link: Video Date: June 29th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Producer, ScrewAttack Top Fives | Excellent Dog Sitter | Unown |
| Parker | Video Producer | Makes everyone else feel old | Dunsparce |
| Ben | Creator, DEATH BATTLE! | Saw Transformers 4 opening night | Luvdisc |
Weaponized Animal[]
Link: Video Date: July 7th 2014
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Producer, The Best EVER! | Likes his deadly weapons fluffy | The Super Sheep | Worms series |
| Shaun | Advantage and Community Manager | Different guy from Sean | Battle Armor Dragon Assault Strike System | Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon |
| Nick | Voice Man on Top 5s | Overdue for a shave | Kazooie | Banjo-Kazooie series |
Wii U Smash Character[]
Link: Video Date: January 4th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Creator of DEATH BATTLE | Likes to annoy Nick in Smash | Duck Hunt |
| Lamarr Wilson | Videogame Vlogger | Loves the Crash Bomb | Mega Man |
| Nick | Internet Sensation | Hates Rosalina | Mario |
Mega Man Game[]
Link: Video Date: January 13th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | Brand Manager | Dangerously indecisive | Mega Man 2 and Mega Man X |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Afraid of ghosts and tasers | Mega Man 4 |
| Sam | Robotologist | Lover of craft hot-doggeries | Mega Man X |
Note: when forced to choose one, Chad chose Mega Man 2
DLC []
Link: Video Date: January 18th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | SGC Overlord | Hopeless Destiny player | Asura's Wrath |
| Bryan | Twitch Master | Enjoys earning his Unlockables | Unlock everything DLC from EA |
| Shaun | Champion of the g1s | Chris O'Donnell's #1 fan | Bioshock Infinite |
Love Story[]
Link: Video Date: January 24th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Death Battle Guru | Mixed feelings on Cybernetics | Nathan "Rad" and Emily Spencer | Bionic Commando |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Creator | Prefers not sharing his jelly beans | Boy and his Blob | A Boy and his Blob |
| Austin | SA Games Producer | Designated Sap | Mario and Peach | Mario series |
GBA Game[]
Link: Video Date: February 1st 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Death Battle Writer | The only decent man left | Metroid: Fusion |
| Sean | Events Coordinator | Sometimes rocks a Cop 'stache | Final Fantasy Tactics Advance |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Schoolyard Badass | Driver 2 |
Star Wars Game[]
Link: Video Date: February 14th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | Desk of Death Battle writer | Favors charming murder-robots | Knights of the Old Republic |
| Bryan | LiveStreamin' Master | Aspires to join the Rebel Alliance | Rogue Squadron |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Loves flannel and Han Solo | Shadows of the Empire |
Capcom Franchise[]
Link: Video Date: February 21st 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | SGC Mastermind | Certified Japanophile | Onimusha |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Creator | He totally understands | Disney games |
| Chad | Voice of Boomstick | Surprise, he picked Street Fighter | Street Fighter |
Scare[]
Link: Video Date: March 14th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parker | Writer of "Who the Heck is?" | Trains with Coach McGillicutty | Foxy | Five Nights at Freddy's |
| Nick | DeathBattle crew | Not a fan of full moons | The moon | Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask |
| Sean | SGC Guru | "Most Organized Man" nominee 2015 | Wall tentacle / necromorph | Dead Space |
Soul Calibur Character[]
Link: Video Date: April 18th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| John | "Best Ever" director and editor | "Wacky, intelligent, heartfelt friend" - Chad | Xianghua |
| Ben | Creator of "Death Battle" | Still retains hot-sauce cough | Link |
| Sam | "Desk of Death Battle" writer | Familiar with proper orgy etiquette | Voldo |
Way to Die []
Link: Video Date: April 25th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Live Mastermind | Draws power from his mighty beard | The Poke | Worms |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Saltier than the Dead Sea | Being shot in the leg | Battlefield / other FPSs |
| Sean | Mr. Business | Loves a good filing cabinet | The death of the Princess of Poseidon | God of War 3 |
Wolfenstein Game[]
Link: Video Date: May 2nd 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Live Production Manager | Kickball master | Wolfenstein 3D |
| Sean | "Available Now" Host | Loves him some AssCreed | Wolfenstein (2009) |
| Sam | "Desk of DEATH BATTLE" Writer | Gibberish is his native tongue | The New Order |
Video Game Cartoon[]
Link: Video Date: May 9th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Team DEATH BATTLE | Self admitted freak | Super Mario World |
| Parker | DEATH BATTLE Researcher | In-Office Youth Conduit | Kirby: Right Back At Ya |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Likes dogs with scarves | Captain N |
Castlevania Game[]
Link: Video Date: May 24th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Cool with vampires, not with ghosts | Super Castlevania IV | SNES |
| Chad | Brand Manager | Loves whippin' shit | Castlevania | NES |
| Sam | Merchandise Director | Might be a little bit stupid | Symphony of the Night | PlayStation / Sega Saturn |
Game Ending[]
Link: Video Date: May 30th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Shaun | Community Manager | Dangerously obnoxious | Red Dead Redemption |
| Sean | Available Now Host | Would rather be playing Destiny | Darksiders |
| Sam | "Desk of DEATH BATTLE" Writer | Loves his dad | Final Fantasy X |
Note: Both Shaun's mention that they aren't allowed to use The Last of Us. Torrian interrupts Shaun's Best Ever to tell him that The Last of Us sucks. Shaun interrupts Sean's segment, as he wasn't finished yet.
Call of Duty Game []
Link: Video Date: June 6th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sean | Master of SGC | Not really a Storm Trooper | Black Ops: Declassified |
| Parker | ScrewAttack Youth Conduit | Baby-faced lizard-man | Call of Duty: Ghosts |
| Gerardo | Top Ten Editor | "I like... lasagna?" - Gerardo, 2015 | Advanced Warfare |
E3 2015 Game[]
Link: Video Date: June 20th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Video Producer | Midichlorians off the charts | Star Wars Battlefront |
| Shaun | ScrewAttack Comm Mgr | Loves a good chant | Superhot |
| Sean | Main SGC Man | Cuts to the heart of things | For Honor |
E3 2015 Moment[]
Link: Video Date: June 21st 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Head of SA Live | Stitched this video together | Unravel |
| Nick | Video Producer | ONE OF US. ONE OF US. | Sony's Press Conference |
| Shaun | ScrewAttack Comm Mgr | The reason was has changed | Shaun fighting Snake on a helipad |
Villain[]
Link: Video Date: June 27th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shaun | Social Media Man | Has a strange desire to steal cars | Officer Tenpenny | GTA San Andreas |
| Sam | Box Master | Keepin' it real, debonair | Kefka | Final Fantasy VI |
| Bryan | ScrewAttack Live Producer | Beard Master | Handsome Jack | Borderlands 2 |
Remake[]
Link: Video Date: July 11th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Shaun | Community Manager/Advantage/Manager/Top 10 W... (it goes off the screen) | Designated Quote Master | Resident Evil HD |
| Gaijin Goomba | GameTheory's Foreign Correspondent | Might be a man, might be a mushroom | AM2R - Return of Samas |
| Bryan | Live Studio Overlord | Transmitter of truth and gameplay | NBA Jam On Fire Edition |
Final Boss[]
Link: Video Date: August 1st 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Achieved dream of hosting a game show | Shin Akuma | Super Street Fighter II Turbo |
| Gerardo | Top Ten editor | Avid Amiibo Collector | Markov | Ace Assault Horizon |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Lover of 80s and 90s action cinema | Liquid | Metal Gear Solid |
SNES Game[]
Link: Video Date: August 15th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | ScrewAttack Live Host | Wishes Han Solo were a ninja | Final Fantasy VI |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | SNES megs snob | Super Metroid |
| Sean | Mr. Business-head | Time travel enthusiast | Chrono Trigger |
Sequel []
Link: Video Date: August 22nd 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|
| John | Video Editor | Makes disturbing desktop backgrounds | Silent Hill 4 |
| Torrian | Death Battle 3D Animator | Doesn't like delivering bagels | Final Fantasy 13 |
| Shaun | Social Media Manager | Achieved 80s action stardom back in '97 | Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 |
Metal Gear Moment[]
Link: Video Date: August 29th 2015
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gerardo | Top Ten Editor | "So tender" - Mejia, 2015 | Metal Gear Solid (PlayStation 1) | Activating Metal Gear, and Snake being used |
| Torrian | 3D Animator Extraordinaire | Loves over-the-top action | Metal Gear Rising | The switches in gameplay / When Raiden does ridiculous things / The whole game! |
| John Francis McCullagh | Video Editor and Producer | Call him by his whole name, or don't call at all | Metal Gear Solid 3: Death Eater | Finding out that the Boss was a patriot, knowing that she was going to die and remembered as a traitor |
Bad Game[]
Link: Video Date:
January 9th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Answer | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shaun | Community Manager | Slide Master | Glover | PlayStation 1 |
| Sam | Desk of Death Battle writer | Feel-goodin' dove nurser | Jade Coccon: Story of the Tamamayu | PlayStation 1 |
| Nick | Death Battle Writer | Frog Ninja Master | M.C. Kids | NES |
Boss[]
Link: Video Date: January 16th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game / Other | Boss |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shaun (with Gerado) | Community Manager | Horse shittin' box slider | Metal Gear Solid V | Planetears |
| Geoff Ramsey | Co-Founder of Rooster Teeth | Burrito eatin' podophobe | Boss of Rooster Teeth | Burnie Burns |
| Sam | Desk of Death Battle Writer | Popsicle Lickin' Fish Whistler | Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening |
Angler Fish |
Note: Sam learns how to float around the office for the promo at the end of the video.
Emotional Moment[]
Link: Video Date: January 23rd 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | "I love cancer with my Cheerios" - Craig, 2016 | Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword | The romance between Link and Zelda |
| Joel Rubin | Funhaus | Fantasy novel afficianado | World of Warcraft | Walking into the large world for the first time |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Resident Tornado Siren | Final Fantasy VII |
Losing his 72 hour investment and blaming his friend for it being deleted on accident. |
Plot Twist[]
Link: Video Date: January 30th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game | Answer |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Death Battle creator | Works in a glass box of emotion | Bionic Commando (Xbox consoles) | Nathan / Rad Spensor's wife becomes Rad's robot arm. The main bad guy is the guy you rescued in the first game. |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Prefers Super Metroid | Metroid | When Samas came out as a woman, and not a man - and was in a bikini. |
| Sam | Desk of Death Battle writer | "Make sure you tell them I'm not a sleaze" | The Witcher 3 |
Being convinced to have sex with two women, and being tied up and was left on the bed |
OMGWTF Moment[]
Link: Video Date: February 6th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Moment | Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Once flew in a Call of Duty helicopter | The Nuke | Call of Duty 4 |
| Nick | Death Battle writer | Prefers scarf-tongued water-frogs | Revisiting Kanto | Pokemon Gold / Silver |
| Chad | Brand Manager | Never minds the bollocks | The Giant's Knife | Zelda: Ocarina of Time |
Robot[]
Link: Video Date: February 13th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Robot | Game / Series |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Death Battle Creator | Loves some good murder | HK47 | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Blue Steel is his favorite Zoolander look | Mega Man | Mega Man |
| Sam | Robotologist | Has degree in Blue Robot Arithmetic | Mega Man X | Mega Man X |
Note: Sam makes calculations on a whiteboard to show that Mega Man X is better than Mega Man, and that he is better than Craig, and Craig is a fish whistler!
Console[]
Link: Video Date:February 20th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Console |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | Desk of Death Battle writer | Likes Nintendo's soft edged discs | Sega Saturn |
| Lawrence Sonntag | Producer/Editor of Funhaus | Aspires to be a Holographic Korean Pop Star | Sega Dreamcast |
| Chad | Brand Manager | The Voice of Reason | Ouya |
Video Game Commercial[]
Link: Video Date: February 27th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game |
|---|---|---|---|
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Forgot what his own scalp looks like | Super Mario World / Super Nintendo |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Yam Enthusiast | Crash Bandicoot |
| Chad | Brand Manager | Man of eternal youth | Battletanx |
Note: Shaun makes his segment as if it is a Crash advertisement.
Hidden Gem[]
Link: Video Date: March 5th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chad | Brand Manager | Loves a good smash | Sanrio Smash Ball | NES |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Contender for Loudest Man Alive | Guerrilla War | NES |
| Sam | Desk of Death Battle writer | Always up for sitting down | Azure Dreams | PS1 |
Video Game Purchase[]
Link: Video Date: March 12th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game | Console |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Death Battle editor | Sworn to never swear | Everything on Steam | PC |
| Ben | Death Battle creator | "He is blonde..." - Nick Cramer | The Amazing Race | Wii |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | Professional Geoff Keighley impersonator | Pinball | NES |
90s Arcade Game[]
Link: Video Date: March 19th 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Game |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Death Battle Creator | "I like the way he smells" - Austin Harper | Bucky O'Hare |
| Craig | ScrewAttack Boss Man | This planet is too small for C-Skistimas | Street Fighter II Hyper Fighter |
| Shaun | Community Manager | Wishes he were Shaun-Claude Van Damme | Cadillacs and Dinosaurs |
Video Game Movie[]
Link: Video Date: March 26h 2016
| Name | Title | Subtitle | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Death Battle Creator | Prime Suburban Dad material | DOA: Dead or Alive |
| Nick | Death Battle editor | The calm before the Storm | Super Mario Bros: The Movie |
| Chad | Voice of Boomstick | The Storm | Silent Hill |
Trivia[]
- Worst Sexy Chick was the first time where two ScrewAttack members have the same answer. It then happened again on Worst Mascot.
- Worst peripheral had the most respondents with 6, but was spread over 2 videos. Best NES game also had 6, but everyone had the same answer.
- Local Multiplayer was the first time that a pair has done a topic together. It happened again in Worst Villain.
- Sam's subtitle in SGC 2013 moment was "Only one celebrating the year of Luigi". However, in Healz, his subtitle is "Did not celebrate the Year of Luigi".
- Ben's subtitle in Love Story, and Nick's subtitle in Hidden Gem is 'Edited this video'.