Chad, Jared and Bryan discuss underrated games, terrible customers, and the crew plan a trip to Vegas.
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| Hosts | Jared, Chad, Bryan, Craig (offcamera) |
| Date | March 22nd 2011 |
| Segments | Hard News, Middle Segment, Newsdesk, Forum Questions |
| This week's challenge | None |
| Next week's challenge | None |
| Link | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csDireyt6Uk
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Synopsis[]
Craig is recovering from face surgery. It is funny to see. He sounds nasally. Jared laughs at Craig as he is manning the camera! Bryan played with a blowgun and hatchet over the weekend. Jared is concerned about Bryan as he lists the videos coming out this week. Bryan's roommate has played Killzone 3 with a move control set up with guns. Jose is not a motion control person.
Hard News[]
Bryan's 'Hard News' was too happy.
Assassin's Creed was released for PC. In the files for the soundtrack, they have been marked with data that indicates that Ubisoft pirated music for their own game! Chad and Jared guess how it happened.
Ubisoft are releasing Rock Smith. A real guitar can be used to play the game. They haven't shown any plastic guitars whatsoever. Other games have tried this before. Chad plays the guitar, and has no interest in this game. It is an early SAGY nominee!
As arcades are failing, one man in Vegas is launching an arcade. There will be systems from all generations. Chad wishes him all the luck and wants to check it out. Jared has talked to Craig about making a trip out to Vegas. They will have a table there! Jared mentions how well a similar arcade did in Australia. Jared says the nearby arcades are stupid!
Middle Segment[]
Underrated games of our youth comes up. Bryan starts high with Boppin' for DOS! It was a puzzle game with a blood code! Jared suggests The Incredible Machine. It is a puzzle game with random objects that interact to perform a simple task. Chad had a 500 games in 1 CD, but he can't think of the title of it. It involves battling tanks. Chad can't find the disc. Bryan discusses a Flash tank game. Jared mentions Scorched Earth.
Crystalist was a sci-fi fantasy Legend of Zelda like game. Jared lost the cartridge, and found it at a game store. The guys at the register about how much the game sucked. Jared is mad that the men at the register tried to make him not play the game! Chad discusses Twin Eagle. Aliens vs Predator - the arcade one was awesome There was one near Bryan's house. God Hand is a more recent game. Jared hits a high note, and Chad disappointingly hits the music.
Newsdesk[]
In London, Jared asks Chad if he has ever been in an argument where they don't want to see each other for a while! He put her on a terrorist list to make sure she couldn't get into the country! Jared types "MY BITCH OF A WIFE" on the computer. They wouldn't tell her why she couldn't come into the country. She was stuck in Pakistan for three years. The man had applied for a promotion!
In Palm City - Florida has the greatest stories - Jared has never broken into a house, but if you were to, you would rob something worth a lot of money. A woman found that her $400 stripper pole was the only thing missing! She was a 19 year old. Chad thinks the ex had a secret desire to be a stripper. Jared pretends to be a stripper.
In Copenhagen, some dudes robbed a bank, and got to the safe. They were caught because they left behind bottles of their urine! Cop Bryan walks in and finds the piss - and drinks it!
Forum Questions[]
Q: What are your worst customer service experiences?
Chad has a lot of Blockbuster stories. When someone is renting something, they get really bitchy, and they get yelled at all the time. Chad gets a movie thrown at him. The man said that he put the movie in the dropbox - which is a trash can! The man straight up paid for the movie.
Jared had a woman who bought a new game for her kids. She called the store, furious for selling her a new game. She claims that it already came with saved games and everything. She wanted to get Jared fired! The game she bought was a Wii game, so it is impossible for there to be save data on there. Jared asked if they asked the game before, and the kids can be heard in the background saying they rented it last weekend! The woman hung up. Chad called it. They always get out right away!
Bryan worked in a movie theater. A woman comes up after fixing the popcorn, a woman demands the full popcorn box. The woman was raging because she had cold popcorn.
Q: How was Sidescrollers done before using a video?
It was very similar to what it is done with now, except without the video and lights. It hasn't changed, there are just cameras now.
Q: Have you seen the Far Cry movie, and did you see Craig or Tom in it?
Jared has the Far Cry movie ready to watch, but hasn't seen it. None of the panelists have seen it in theaters. It was never released in theaters in the US. Bryan saw it on TV this year on TV. It is better than the director's other movies. Chad clarifies that their part got cut. Craig looks very sad.
Q: If you could make a peripheral for any system and any genre of game, what would it be and why?
Jared doesn't know. Bran wants a big touch screen for real time strategy games. He wants more then Kinect! Jared wants a vest that hits you when you are hit in a fighting game. Chad points out how much of a bad idea it is! Chad wants a better version of a Power Glove. Jared brings up a combination of a Virtual Boy and a Power Glove!
Chad lists the birthdays.
Jared is seeking for a hot chick for Hard News - or himself!