Craig returns with food from Australia, after watching a lot of movies on the flight.
| 8 Movie Reviews in 10 Minutes | |
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| Hosts | Chad, Craig, Sam |
| Date | January 28th 2016 |
| Segments | Middle Segment, Newsdesk, Live Tweets |
| This week's challenge | Crazy ways people have killed something |
| Next week's challenge | Make a movie poster that features gophers |
| Link | https://roosterteeth.com/watch/8-movie-reviews-in-10-minutes-sidescrollers-podcast
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Synopsis[]
Craig just got back from RTX Australia, and has Australian candy. A Curly Whirly is the first one. It was really cool to see the Australians, and to be a part of a Rooster Teeth event. Sam has set up a new computer. Chad talks about a pianist, who can play any song after hearing it for a few seconds. He was doing a live stream for 12 hours. His knowledge of memes, video games and pop culture was incredible.
Craig gives Chad a Tim Tam. Craig and Sam are wearing the 10th anniversary shirt. Chad is wearing a Game of Thrones inspired ScrewAttack shirt. It is the tenth anniversary in February. There is a water bottle as well.
Chad discusses the videos that went up this week. Sam discusses trying to make fun of the Best Ever emotional moment video. Chad talks about the hoverboard things that people are riding on. Chad sees them in the mall. Chad wants to mess with them. Chad thinks about getting one for a crazy obstacle course. Chad warns people to not replace walking with them.
The Middle Segment[]
Craig catcher up - 8 mini movie reviews
Craig gets Sam to try a honey soy chicken chips, and Sam tries a more spicy chip - sweet chili and sour cream. Craig watched five movies on the way to Australia, and three on the way back. Craig watched Trainwreck, The Martial, Vacation, Jurassic World, South Paw, Black Mask, Everest, and the original Godfather.
Trainwreck was fascinating as he didn't know Amy Schumacher. She can cry, and the other characters were good, but it was too long. 5/10.
The Martian has a typical Matt Daman. It is overrated. 6/10.
Vacation killed his career. 2/10.
Craig is tired of seeing kids act. Chris Pratt was good in Jurassic World, but couldn't stand the kids. 6/10
There are a couple of movies that Craig hasn't seen such as the Goonies that he might like.
South Paw is a boxing movie. It was the only movie that drew emotion from Craig. It is similar to Daredevil. 8.5/10
Black Mask was two hours of Johnny Depp doing nothing. 5/10
Craig explains Everest, and the guy is from Everest. It was too long. 5/10.
Godfather is supposed to be a classic. It was fine, and it was interesting to see the actors early in their careers. Craig felt like it was tainted, as he has already seen bits and pieces of it. 7/10
Craig watched two episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and it was still hilarious!
Craig talks about how good his flight was. It didn't seem like 17 hours. Craig pulls out a musk candy. It is kind of salty / minty. It is an old woman candy. A lifesaver fruit tingle is next. A g1 about the Atari 2600 is shown.
Newsdesk[]
Monkey business - successful head transplant - Scientists in China have cut a monkey's head off and put it on another monkey. It somehow survived. They euthanized it afterwards due to its animal laws. Their universities need to follow the same ethical guidelines as western universities. The monkey survived the surgery without any further complications.
Down with the king! Man takes chicken nuggets - A man was on his last day at Burger King, and he stole all of their chicken nuggets. He posted it on social media. Don't brag about your crimes on the internet! They discuss having a burglar type character, and wants to call it nuggler. Chad thinks it is a bad idea because of a similar word.
Darwin was right - Kid has 48 stitches to prove it - A kid wrapped himself up in duct tape, and try to get out. He banged his head, and needed 48 stitches. Sam is shocked that Craig and Chad can both read the text on their monitor.
Craig breaks up a Kit Kat and hands it to everyone.
Live Tweets[]
Q. You are in charge of casting a remake of the Mortal Kombat movie. Who do you cast?
Craig wants the same cast. Sam thinks of Johnny Cash for Raiden. Sam suggests Bruce Willis as Raiden. Chad changes it to Burraca. Morgan Freeman as Raiden. Chris Pratt as Johnny Cage.
Q. What do you think of the concept of hiding Waldo somewhere inside No Man's Sky?
It would be funny. Craig asks if it would ever be found. Chad discusses one of the Waldo books which is horrible, as he has to find Waldo without his shoe, and then his shoe!
Q. If all of you had the chance to be a comic book villain, what would it be and why?
Craig has always wanted to be a bad guy wrestler. Sam suggests being like Luther. Chad thinks he would want to know his hero. Sam wants to be 'fuck you' guy, where he teleported in, said 'fuck you' and leave.
Tweet of the Day[]
Q. Barely related, but my cousin was hunting gophers and discovered a gopher fight club under a feed trough, it was insane.
Craig thinks of making Fight Club with gophers.
Last week's question was crazy ways people have killed something. It is about a grandfather one punching a horse. Chad wants the question to be to replace a movie with gophers, and come up with a movie poster.